Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somebits to a massive reptile. Witnesses report that Trump maybe got a little too close with the animal, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone popular online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from Mr. Trump's staff.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing check here his best suits. He's even rumored to be build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these alligators runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a pen full of hungry alligators! Word on the street that this whole thing was his idea.
What could possibly be more wild? Only time will reveal.